By Grammykins:

There once was a Dominar from Hyneria,
whose physiognomy caused much hysteria.
So, I'm short, fat and gray!!
Well, I like me that way!!
And if you don't, I really don't care-ia.

By Revolvos55:

There was a Nebari named Chi
Who was active sexually.
Every guy wants to do her
But she chose D'Argo Jr.,
Now Pop is as mad as can be.

There was a Sebacean named Aeryn
who in battle was fearless and darin'.
In love battles with Crichton
She laments of her fightin',
"I could win if I only stopped carin'."

There was a poor Banik named Stark
Who of Scorpy had thoughts cruel and dark.
"I'll have Rygel castrate him,
Cuz I really do hate him,
and I'm sure it will leave a nice mark."

There was a Delvian P'au called Zhaan
Who we never did really understand,
She meditated in the nude,
and mothered her strange brood,
and of hers we will always be fans.

By MacSun:

A fierce young Luxan named D'Argo
Got some food past an embargo.
Rygel got sick
on Hynerian blicks,
And threw up all over the cargo

A crazy young Bannik named Stark
Beat our Rygel up on a lark.
Hynerian sense
Said to hit in defense,
But Rygel just sent in Quarc

When Aeryn met John in the UTs
She knew nothing but fighting and duties
John said she'd be more,
That opened the door,
Now Aeryn and John frell like cooties

A one-eyed young alien named Stark
Leads the dying to peace through the dark.
Zhaan's soul mate indeed
with empathy his creed,
Still his sanity misses the mark

By LeatherGirl:

There once was a man named Crichton
Who was easy to enlighten
He made mistakes, saved the day
The human always had his way
He even preferred to go down fightin'

By Joyful_30:

*The Famous Calvin Klein incident*

One morning on Moya John roars:
"Hey Aeryn, you're wearing my drawers!"
Sun looks at the label
And so is quite able
To say, "These are Calvin's - not yours."

*Again with the Underwear*

Now Aeryn has caused a sensation
With the "Calvin's - not yours" revelation
For if John is amazed
By the point Aeryn raised
I'm amazed that Klein writes in Sebation

Fair Warning

Beware, you who travel this way
And stop down on LoMo to play
If you drink like a trout
And behave like a lout
You may wake in a window display!

By PKAmmoTroop:

Although Crichton tried and tried
"There's no way to write one!" John cried.
A limerick clean
In no way obscene
With the word Nantucket inside!

The leviathan Taylon is mighty
Although his crew is quite flighty
Ol' Stark and Crais
Will argue for days
But John and Aeryn: All Righty!

By Jedikatie:

There once was a captain named Crais,
Heading a prison transport with all due haste.
That is until the day
Crichton came his way,
And now he's caught in an endless chase.

There once was a Dominar named Rygel,
Who escaped the Peacekeepers' cell,
Aided the others' escape,
Whilst Pilot did gape,
At least that's the story he does tell.

There once was a Delvian called Zhaan,
Whose beauty was admired throughout the land,
Until that fateful day,
When she went away,
But, in spirit, by the crew she'll always stand.

There once was a proud Luxan,
Who loved a Nebari quite buxom,
But him she betrayed,
Because she was afraid,
Angry and hurt now is our Luxan.

By Pitdog:

Furlow came from Kent
She had a mustache like a gent!
She laid a wet one on Crichton...
Her love she did frighten
Down a worm hole he went!

There was a Vorlag from Nantucket
He loved to hear "Gary Puckett"
He'd spin those great "moldies"
From John's stack of "oldies"
Saying:'I'll dance till I kick the bucket!"

Mordechai had a long tongue
It' whip like action stung!
The lady was buxom
and she decked the Luxan
Saying; "Keep it where it belongs!"

The Hynerian loved a good fart!
It made his morning start!
His Helium bag
would deflate and sag
Ahh- " but it's music to my little hearts!"