From "Rocky Horror Farscape Show"

Disclaimer: Neither Rocky Horror nor Farscape characters nor concepts are mine...I'm just genetically splicing the two...I promise I won't mentally damage anyone!

Acknowledgments: Unohoo...for beta reading..and Jules for putting this up for me!! Thank you! laughingstars.homestead.com/manny1.html

Flashing upon the screen as the song plays:

Frank-N-Furter: Scorpius (A Hybrid)
Columbia: Chiana (A Trelk)
Magenta: Zhaan (A Plant)
Riff Raff: Stark (A Slave)
Brad: Crais (A Jerk)
Janet: Aeryn (Another Trelk)
Rocky: Crichton (A Human from Erp)
Crime Investigator: Rygel (A Slug)
Dr. Scott: Pilot (A Pilot)
Eddy: D'Argo (An ex-Warrior)

Lips: Jack Crichton was old the day the module left Earth
But he told John what to do
And DK was there sporting badly cut hair
John was there for a moment or two
Then something went wrong
And it didn't take long;
They were caught in a scientific jam
Then at a deadly pace it shot towards outer space
And this is how John's message ran:

Science fiction Farscape feature
Scorpius will build John Crichton
See aliens fighting
Crais and Aeryn
Zhotoh Zhaan stars in Re:Union
Oh oh oh oh oh
At the Science Fiction Channel Farscape show

I knew little Ka D'Argo was heading for trouble
When his hyper-rage left in a flash
And I really got hot
When I saw Pa'u Zhaan
Take her clothes off and ask if it was taboo
Chiana said "Frell
Not dren, but frell
A trelk has to do lots of work"
But when Moya collides
Gets a ship through her sides
Her crew will not choose to hide or lurk
They'll watch a