I Can Tell We're in Dren

I CAN TELL WE’RE IN DREN.

By Deb Phali

(Sung to Paradise by the dashboard lights - Meatloaf)

Well I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday

Flying round the earth till a wormhole sucked me right on through

And then I saw this ship, floating at the end of the wormhole

It dragged me aboard and I couldn’t believe the view

There were aliens of every size and shape

There was even a chick that I might try and date

And we’re all here on Moya, tryin’ to survive

All here on Moya, tryin’ to survive

Well c’mon, lets starburst

Oh its cold and hostile here in outer space

I can tell we’re in dren just by Pilots’ face

Got my crew mates ready and our pistols primed

D’Argos’ tongue is flicking, there’s nowhere to hide

Got my crew mates ready, our aim is holding steady

Got my crew mates ready and our pistols primed

D’Argos’ tongue is flicking, there’s nowhere to hide

Aeryn’s got a hold on my heart even though she’s Sebacean

For an ex PK chick she can really have a lot of fun

But I’m always getting chased, first it was Crais now its Scorpy

I wanna give her a life

Maybe make her my wife

But it wouldn’t be right

Cause I always seem to be on the run

But now our bodies are held so close and tight

Dodging the little bolts of yellow light

And we’re all her on Moya tryin’ to survive

All here on Moya tryin’ to survive

Well c’mon, lets starburst

Oh its cold and hostile here in outer space

I can tell we’re in dren just by Pilots’ face

Oh it’s cold and hostile here in outer space

Heaps of dren, look at Pilots’ face

It’s time for fighting again

Got my crew mates right here by side

All the pulse pistols are ready

Don’t want to get fried

Cause this is a fight I wanna get out of alive

We gotta fight off the foe tonight, we gotta fight of the foe tonight tonight

PK’s here they come. Got a real battle going on here, The chips are down, nobody’s safe and everything’s at stake. There’s the docking bay, and there it is, a shot fired right up the middle. Look at John run, he can really move, he’s covering Aeryn and trying not to get shot, he’s not gonna get caught. He’s gonna try to escape, Scorpy is in the Marauder and here comes Bracca, he’s gonna try for D’Argo, and he’s got him, no wait, D’Argo’s tongued him. He sure knows how to knock out the opponent. Rygel heads off for some food and heres Chiana, shes trying to empty Braccas pockets. There’s no stopping this kid. Frelling hezmatah I think there going to make it. John’s taken a big leap over the containers, almost daring the PK’s to pick him off. Scorpy glances over, scowls and orders more troops to attack. It’s suicide time for the crew, bolts of light going everywhere, but John is winning, Holy dren I thinks he’s gonna escape

(Scorpy)

John Crichton

I wanna know right now

Before I let you go free

I want wormholes, can you give me the data

I need wormholes, can’t you tell what I’m after

If you give me them now you will stay out of strife

Or I will torture within an inch of your life

I want wormholes, can you give me the data

I need wormholes, can’t you tell what I’m after

If you give me them now you will stay or of strife

Or I’ll torture you within an inch of your life

I gotta know right now

Before I let you go free

I want wormholes, can you give me the data

(John)

Jack the ancient said no, Scorpy Scorpy

Jack the ancient said no

Jack the ancient said no, I really don’t think you deserve it

Jack the ancient said no, Scorpy Scorpy

Jack the ancient said no

Jack the ancient said no, I really don’t think you deserve it

Jack the ancient said no, Scorpy Scorpy

Jack the ancient said no

Jack the ancient said no, I really don’t think you deserve it

(Scorpy)

I wanna know right now

I want wormholes, can you give me the data

I need wormholes, can’t you tell what I’m after

If you give me them now you will stay out of strife

Or I will torture within an inch of your life

I gotta know right now

Before I let you go free

I want wormholes, can you give me the data

What’s it gonna be John, yes or no, what’s it gonna be John, yes or no

(John)

Jack the ancient said no, Scorpy Scorpy

Jack the ancient said no

Jack the ancient said no, I really don’t think you deserve it

(John and Scorpy together pieces together, its to frelling hard to type)

I wouldn’t give up the info and then I went crazy

Scorpy put a neural implant inside of my brain

An annoying little bugger, Harvey is his name

And he will haunt me till the end of time

Scorpy swore, he would haunt me till the end of time

So now I gotta find a way to survive

And keep Aeryn close by my side

Harvey’s annoying and Scorpy’s a pain but I just gotta stay sane and alive

I’ll never break my promise to the ancient Jack

Bu I’ve gotta get Scorpy off my back

I’ve gotta find a way to survive its all that I can do (oo-oooo)

Gotta find a way to survive, don’t want to end up cosmic goo

(John)

Well earth is still my home but it is far away

And I don’t think its ready for the price it might pay

(Scorpy)

Well John I want your brain, for the data inside

You can try and run, but you know you can’t hide