This is a filk I (jedikatie) wrote based on "Suicide is Painless", the theme song of M*A*S*H (which did have words, but they only used them in the movie), which was written by Johnny Mandel and Mike Altman. Hope you like it.
All characters belong to the PTB, not to me, who isn't getting a dime for this, just doing it for fun, so please don't sue me.
Through the darkness of space I see,
'Cause there's aliens left and right,
I'm Rygel, sixteenth of my line,
'Cause there's aliens left and right,
Zhaan, who is the beautiful priest,
'Cause there's aliens left and right,
Warrior D'Argo loved and lost,
'Cause there's aliens left and right,
Chiana vamps her way through life,
'Cause there's aliens left and right,
Aeryn, radiant as the sun,
'Cause there's aliens left and right,
John, through a wormhole he was shot,
'Cause there's aliens left and right,
All we want is to find our way back home.
Crais's carrier coming for me,
A blood crazed commander is he,
Oh why won't he just let me be?
who want to kill me on sight,
and all I want is to find a way back home...
My stolen throne, my so-called crime,
Tortured for arns at a time,
For Hyneria I do pine...
who want to kill me on sight,
and all I want is to find a way back home...
Kills her love with her inner beast,
Breaking her vows mattered the least,
For our lovely Delvian priest...
who want to kill me on sight,
and all I want is to find a way back home...
His pretty wife's life was the cost,
By Macton's fury he was tossed,
Now searches for the son he lost...
who want to kill me on sight,
and all I want is to find a way back home...
Both in times of peace and of strife,
And she's talented with a knife,
You'd better watch out for your life...
who want to kill me on sight,
and all I want is to find a way back home...
At first hated by all but one,
To Crais his life she gave for fun,
While she threatened him with her gun...
who want to kill me on sight,
and all I want is to find a way back home...
And by Scorpius he was caught,
The comfy chair found what both sought,
But at what price had it been bought?
who want to kill me on sight,
and all I want is to find a way back home...