Author: Katie Morgan
Rating: G
Disclaimer: All Farscape related characters belong to Jim Henson television, and the story itself is based on Bill Grossman's picture book My Little Sister Ate One Hare.
Summary: A bit of rhyming silliness I thought up while trying to kill the time until new episodes.
Feedback: Definitely!! I would love to hear what you think! :) Send all comments to: ****

My little Dominar ate one bug,
He just gulped down that slimy bug.

My little Dominar ate two marjols,
Ate them with his dinner rolls.
He swallowed one bug,
Slurped down that there bug.

My little Dominar ate three shaklooms,
Bones and all in the chieftain's rooms.
Gobbled down two marjols,
He ate them with his dinner rolls.
And swallowed one bug,
Just gulped down a disgusting bug.

My little Dominar ate four huge chunks of keedva BBQ,
How he did I have no clue.
He chomped three shaklooms
While staying in the chieftain's rooms.
Gobbled down two marjols,
Ate them up with his dinner rolls.
Then he swallowed one bug,
gulped it right down, a bug!

My little Dominar ate five crackers,
Stuffed his mouth full of them, the little snacker.
He gulped down four chunks of keedva BBQ,
Where he put them I have no clue.
Chomped up three shaklooms,
Bones and all, in the chieftain's rooms.
He gobbled two marjols,
Inhaled them with his dinner rolls.
And then he swallowed one bug,
Just slurped down that old bug.

My little Dominar ate six kinds of fungi
All baked in huge Moya-shaped pie.
He stuffed his mouth with five crackers,
Then swallowed them down, the little snacker.
Gulped four huge chunks of keedva BBQ,
How, I have no clue.
He swallowed three shaklooms,
Swallowed them all in the chieftain's rooms.
Then he gobbled two marjols,
Ate them with his dinner rolls.
He inhaled one bug,
It's a wonder he's not sick on the rug!

My little Dominar ate seven fried dentics,
Ate them off little plastic sticks.
He had six kinds of fungi,
All baked up in a Moya-shaped pie.
Stuffed his face with five crackers,
He's really quite a snacker.
Gulped down four chunks of keedva BBQ,
Why, oh why, I have no clue.
Followed by three shaklooms,
Which he ate in the chieftain's rooms.
Gobbled down two marjols,
Gobbled them with his dinner rolls.
He swallowed one bug,
He really did, he ate a bug!

My little Dominar ate eight tannot roots,
Commenting they tasted better than John's boots.
He nibbled seven fried dentics,
Nibbled them off little plastic sticks.
Inhaled six kinds of fungi,
Baked into a pie,
Then, into his mouth, stuffed five crackers,
The little snacker.
He gulped four chunks of keedva BBQ,
How he does it I haven't a clue.
Swallowed three shaklooms,
Bones and all, in the chieftain's rooms.
He gobbled up two marjols,
Ate them with his dinner rolls.
And he swallowed one creepy bug,
He ate it right up, that old bug!

My little Dominar ate nine pieces of jerky,
Where he got them is quite murky.
He inhaled eight tannot roots,
Which, he said, were better than John's boots.
Daintly he nibbled seven fried dentics,
Straight off their plastic sticks.
Devoured six kinds of fungi,
In a Moya-shaped pie, don't ask me why.
Followed by five crackers
For my little snacker.
Next he gulped four huge chunks of keedva BBQ,
Where he puts it all, I wish I knew.
He swallowed three shaklooms,
Right here in the chieftain's rooms.
Gobbled quickly two marjols,
Gobbled them with his dinner rolls.
And he ate one bug,
Right here, on the rug!

My little Dominar ate ten food cubes,
While he sat in Moya's access tubes.
He chewed nine pieces of jerky,
Though where he got them is quite murky.
Next was eight tannot roots,
Which were better than John's boots.
He nibbled on seven fried dentics,
Nibbled them off plastic sticks.
He had six types of fungi,
All baked in a pie,
Then stuffed his face with five crackers
And swallowed them down, the little snacker.
Gulped four huge chunks of keedva BBQ,
I certainly hope he's nearly through!
Followed by three shaklooms,
Which were ate in the chieftain's rooms.
He gobbled down two marjols,
Ate them with his dinner rolls.
Finally, he ate one slimy bug,
Yes, he really did eat that bug!

But tasteless food cubes with my Dominar did not agree,
Which is why--

SPLAT!!!!!