Author: LeatherGirl

Introduction: A little column of refreshment in the uncharted territories starring our favorite characters who never seem to be able to get a break!

Disclaimers: I do not own Farscape or anything associated with Farscape. And I just wanna have fun.

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Chiana: "Yeah, so I say to this guy, why don't you reach a little lower to find my70;"

[Chiana talking with another alien at the bar.]

Alien: "Whoa, Nebari girl, I don't think I want mental pictures."

Chiana: "Sorry. What is there to do around here for fun?"

John: "Hey bar keep! Serve me up a glass o' milk!"

[John enters bar, swinging hands around in happy mood]

[Chiana stares at John in bewilderment]

Chiana: "Strange fellow. But knows how to take my jokes."

[Chiana ditches the alien and smooches up to John.]

John: "What's going on at the Fellip Nectar Stand today?"

[Takes swig of milk-though greenish in tint.]

Chiana: "Plenty of scapers musing in the nonexistence of our adventures in space."

John: "What are they saying?"

Chiana: "The usual. When are John and Aeryn getting together, what's up with Stark, will Rygel ever starve70;."

[John finishes off milk with a mustache on upper lip and scoops up the daily newspaper, which is basically an electrical tablet.]

John: "Let's see, what kinda surprises are in store for us today in the Daily Uncharted Territorial?"

Chiana: "70 days until new episodes."

John: "Oh man, they've started a count down?"

Chiana: "Oh yeah, and they're even counting down to your next birthday."

John: "Oh no!"

[John smacks forehead and orders up some raslac for him and Chiana.]

Chiana: "Look at it this way, we have 70 days to do whatever the frell we want. We don't have any one to order us around or chase us down."

John: "Yeah, I guess you're right. Cheers."

Chiana: "What?"

[John rolls eyes and taps his container of raslac with Chiana's.]

John: "Here's to 70 days of freedom to do whatever the frell we want. I want to start by having myself a bowl of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. The flavor possibilities are endless!"

Chiana: "Sure, whatever that is. I want to see what the scapers are all talking about these days. I'll join you a little later!"

John: "Whatever you do, Chiana, please70;."

John and Chiana: "Come home alone!"